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a Dirty Doolan 

A Dirty Doolan is when you give someone anal penetration but when you take it out there is excrement all over your penis.
Oh my goodness! Kyle gave her a Dirty Doolan last night, he was traumatized!
a Dirty Doolan by iLikeToFanshawe October 14, 2011
Often while playing basketball a shot can be "wet". It is a swish and is usually called before it even goes in.
That shot is wet.
John shouted "It's Wet," while David's shot was flying into the basket.
Wet by David Inwald May 2, 2006

Il Dottore

HES SO FINE THE BEST FATUI HARBINGER HE SOLOS ALL YOUR FAVES IDC IF HE EXPERIMENTED ON KIDS HE LOOKED HOT DOING IT IF YOU HATE HIM YOURE A FLOP
Il Dottore > You
Il Dottore by akkisshimi August 23, 2022
originated from comedian named Jay Leno.
Leno is another word for "cheap shot" or to make others look bad in an unfair way like Jay Leno does.
(Adj) That kid is so Leno, i cant stand hanging out with him

(Noun) He made a Leno at the comedy club last night, this made me loose much respect for the comedian.
leno by cheese man123 August 24, 2005
Taking your lovers socks and using them to please yourself
"I've been socking all night"
Socking by Guelphyite April 23, 2018

Textifying 

The act of asking someone to accept (Insert Deity here but usually Jesus) into their life/heart/mouth/etc.
Mark: Hey a text

Joe: Whose it from

Mark: A shit, its from Beth. She's been trying to get me to go to church with her for a week."

Joe: Seriously?

Mark: Ya man, she's been Textifying like a fucking murderer workin for a pardon.
Textifying by Erutious August 15, 2010
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