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Miku is a gremlin. They are one of the gremliest gremlins. Even they deny that they are a gremlin, they are a gremlin.
Person A: Hey, is Miku a gremlin?
Person B: Yeah.
Miku: I'M NOT A GREMLIN!
miku by bored af xd November 9, 2021
The barrier between being completely erect and being soft. It hangs like a bat does between your legs and is somewhat hard - Bat Pole
Jesus did you see how hot Martha was last night? No man she wasnt to hot she just gave me a bat pole.
bat pole by austin H June 25, 2008

gram hoe 

Somebody who trades sexual favours for grams of drugs.
gram hoe by Len O'Callaghan April 20, 2016

compulsize floozy

an ugly female who is addicted to sending gross pictures of her vagina. will get guys to do her homework for blow jobs.

there is a song that goes with it

oh please touch me there,
this is my pleasure square,
i get so much action there,
F, U, C, K,
suck it, blow it all the way !

it is usually seen by others as pathetic.
Nicole is such a compulsize floozy because she sends pictures of her vagina to people she doesnt even know

other person: hahahah ! pathetic.
compulsize floozy by smackers February 28, 2009

Chemical poo 

A hangover poo that comes upon you with great desperation and stinks of the chemicals from the alcohol.
"Ooh mate, I need a chemical poo."
Chemical poo by Poet delirium February 18, 2017

Sirsoupspoon 

Its me... and i uh.. dont understand them. Im just a dude. Im just sirsoupspoon.
Sirshaxxypoo: "yo Sirsoupspoon what you doin?"

Sirsoupspoon: "playing powerwashing simulator wile listening the COD Zombies soundtrack... why?"

Sirshaxxypoo: "holy shit what a fuckin legend omg i wish i was you! Da Soup, Da Soup, Da Soup!"

Sirsoupspoon: "bro chill"
Sirsoupspoon by Sirsoupspoon August 8, 2022