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Urban Dictionary

Guidance Counselor 

A particularly lame and moronic adult that spends most of the day patronizing unhappy children/teenagers while under the delusion that they are making the world a better place. Except in very rare cases, they usually end up screwing kids more than helping them. Tend to smile too much. Approach with caution.
Mrs McKay, the middle school guidance counselor, smiled at the distraught young boy and, instead of giving him any useful advice, told him to just ignore the kids that threw trash at him on a daily basis. Then she gave him an animal cracker and asked how many guns he had at home.
Guidance Counselor by Nobody Everyman February 26, 2005

Rizzlain 

A girl who's imagination is wide, weird, a high level of curiosity, and kind of smart.
Rizzlain is unbelievable
Rizzlain by Hushshs. March 9, 2022

honey bucket horror

The process of dropping a rock or brick down the air vent of a porta-potty resulting in back-splash on the occupant. Artificial re-creation of Poseidon's kiss.
Hey man can you pass me that rock? Since Jake lost the game for us, I'm going to give him a honey bucket horror while he's taking a shit.
I could do this everyday ❤️❤️❤️
My heart is so full of YOU!!!
Maybe it is my birthday 🥳 ❤️
I am okay having two😁

Let’s make it a lot more…
You know you I adore❤️❤️❤️
Nothing will change that…
Not even those stray cats😘
I love you always…
A post you should today see…
Sending you all the love from me…
You by a dream and 💔 June 23, 2024

Cheet Epp 

"Shut up" in a ridiculous manner. Usually telling someone who has said something idiotic, and therefore matching their
idiocy with "Cheet Epp!"

Sometimes said numerous times getting louder and louder and more and more annoying/ridiculous. Thus warning the victim to stop their banter and get a brain.
Idiot Girl 1: OMG Garlic Aioli is like, MY LIFE. I couldn't live without it. It's actually my life!
Logical Bystander: CHEET EPP!!!
A spoiled jerk rich kid, whom you usually blame all of life’s mistakes on.
“You miss a shot on basketball” Dude that’s Parkers fault.
Parker by Butwhybro April 16, 2020
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