A typical specimen of John is on the heavier side, and also on the darker side. He shares many similarities with an ape, and he's likely a fiend for bananas. His intelligence leaves much to be desired, but he manages. All Johns have one thing in common:
Taylor Swift Fangirling. John is an absolute fiend for
Taylor Swift, and will go to any lengths to get his grubby little hands on her music. A typical John outfit is something akin to a jean jacket, with some plain colored shirt, and jeans. John has lofty dreams, and he hopes to one
day establish the Fifth Reich. Undoubtedly, John idolizes someone named Adolf. He also smells.
Person 1: "Man, did you
catch a whiff of John
today?"
Person 2: "Yeah, he smells like a used
toilet!"
Person 1: "Man, how John of him."