Brody: You see that smoke that just walked by?

Chad: yeah I have economics with her.

Brody: you can see the thong prints in her leggings - she’s gotta be wearing a red g-string.

You are such a kanghyuk

Guy: Hey! What's your name?
Girl: It's Alexis Danh.

Someone: “Pulls A Dick Move.”
You: “You fucking Shlink!”

lijs tom is a student

1. Whooah that trick he did was niffty.

2. This is easy now cause I have this niffty little tool thingy.