A wonderful, amazing friend who know exactly what to say to make you laugh. He is one of the sweetest people I know, and can brighten up your spirits even if you are feeling a little down. Whatever he says, you have to resist the urge to smile because you'll end up looking stupid since you're just smiling at a phone screen for now explicable reason.

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A specific type of sock, usually one too small to be worn on the foot, used by men in order to contain their ejaculate post-masturbation. Should this sock be found by ones mother, it is to be burned and never spoken of again and the man will be forbode from masturbation for a minimum on 6 months.

To apply pressure to a surface by means of a fist.

the real way to pronounce sox, the best damn baseball team in the whole flippin world. The 2004 World Series Champions; suck on that A-Rod.

used to ask another party to stop discussing the topic being discussed.