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Toddlewash 

That guy isn’t just a paedo he like to toddlewash
Toddlewash by Smonk February 10, 2020

JaeWhompus 

Verb:
a) to physically hurt a person to the brink of death,
b) to have sexual intercourse with a woman,
c) to out smart your opponent by using multiple simple techniques,
d) to have the most intense moment of your life.
a) Don't make me JaeWhomp your ass!
b) Hey girl I know you want the big JaeWhompus.
c) He wasn't that smart I used five jaewhompus on him and his defense crumbled.
d) Holy shit that was JaeWhompus, dude!
JaeWhompus by Whompuski August 30, 2010

troublessplaining

When someone with no understanding of The Troubles in particular, and sectarian paramilitary violence in Northern Ireland in general, feels more qualified to speak on it than someone who experienced it first-hand. Though stereotypically such a person is an English conservative, this could be anyone. Troublessplaining methods include declaring Good Friday to be irrelevant to peace, citing St Andrews as proof GFA no longer applies, and portraying concern over provincial stability as if anti-Brexit propaganda.
Man A: "I've had it with you Remainiacs throwing around meaningless terms like GFA. Britain's been at peace for 20 years, so this is just Project Fear!"
Man B: "Are you really Troublessplaining at me? A bomb went off just last week!"
troublessplaining by Forerunner1993 September 7, 2020
she is a smart girl and know how to get freaky average height and talk a lot and always has her hair done and she is also, good for a girlfriend sexy,smart,and caring if you have a Shamari you wouldn't want to let go of her and last but not least she funny that don't mean she can't be mean because she is mean asf !
Boy:1 Did you see that new girl Shamari she is so sexy and i heard she was mean .
Boy:2 I don't care let me go talk to her .
Boy:1 nah bro i'm going first !
Boy:2 already gone
Shamari by i'lltakeyounigga November 17, 2019
Protect Your Chest
I know a opp who said "PYC" but he didn't protect his.
PYC by PurgatoryAkh June 6, 2023

hararious 

White Guy: stfu some of us have trail mix to find in the morning
Chinese Guy:Zom Fu Gu that was HARARIOUS
hararious by stupid adam January 11, 2009
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