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Miss Saucypants

A girl that gets so wet you have to change the whole mattress. She's usually really curvy, sexy and daring. She dances like she owns the floor and if you can't keep up she'll kick yo ass to the curb.
Guy: "Did you see that girl on the dancefloor earlier?!?"
Guy2: "Yeah!!! She was so damn hott I thought I'd just about blow a load!!! Did you get her name?"
Guy: " she said her name was 'Miss Saucypants'.... and walked away"


" I have only one thing to say about last night... that girl was a miss saucypants"

Thomas Gordon 

By his first name he is a tank engine and also greek for twin, but by his second he is from a part royal scottish decent. He is just over average looking, very sporty quite like the american baseball player 'tom gordon' . Nicknamed 'flash' after the superhero 'flash gordon'. Gordon can also mean large dick/penis.
oh my gosh he has such a Gordon.
Who?

Thomas Gordon of course!
Thomas Gordon by JimmyCricket123 October 4, 2011

pseudo slut 

a girl who...

*all her friends are sluts
*used to be nice and probably played sports, but then all her friends turned into skanks
*dresses slutty, with a dash of preppy in her clothes. too-tight A&F tanks, size 24 moto jeans, tiny thongs.
*doesn't have sex with guys like her slut friends, but who tortures all the guys into thinking she puts out
*dances like a slut
*drinks half a beer then pretends to be drunk so she can be fake-slutty then not have sex
Tim: Man, hannah and elise are such huge sluts! hannah has slept with like...everyone. and elise has...ahhh

Alex: Elise hasn't slept with anyone, because she is a cocktease pseudo slut!!!
pseudo slut by lillyismyfriend September 27, 2005

fridged rain hell sleet 

When Chad makes us play in this fridged rain hell sleet.
"Hey, did you here?"
"Yea, can you f'in beleive this??
Chad's making us play in this fridged rain hell sleet!"

dolphin shoals 

Dolphin shoals helps ur health, smartness, and activity. I have studied this for years. I made some guests do an algebra problem, an then made them run a mile. Then I did the same thing but with dolphin shoals. When I played dolphin shoals the guests seemed quicker and smarter. Dolphin shoals helps with a lot of things and everyday problems. Lost your backpack? Dolphin shoals. Lost your mind? Dolphin shoals. So people, try to listen to dolphin shoals at least 5 times a day. But if you have a lot of time then listen 50 times a day.
Guy: I lost my mind.
Me: Listen to Dolphin Shoals.

Brockhampton 

A bunch of gay guys who fuck each other sometimes and tape their moans and sell them as music
Brockhampton is the best boy band since big time rush
Brockhampton by Vaginalcavity February 22, 2019
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