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Urban Dictionary

That slaps my muff

After someone says a dirty joke, say this to keep things dirty
"shucks... that slaps my muff"
"hey Bill doesnt that joke slap your muff?"

Consolation fries 

French fries purchased to cheer someone up following a loss.
After Ben and Adam failed to put together a bouquet for their friend Jason, they bought themselves some consolation fries.
Consolation fries by jaq-rabbit April 2, 2025

Goji warrior 

A person that wears goji clothing and wears goji 24/7 - used comedically/
Person 1: whos that guy gettin all the women
Person 2: oh thats ____ hes a goji warrior
Goji warrior by The goji warrior December 13, 2022
A person, place, or thing that, due to the strong emotions or memories one associates with it, brings on a sudden, intense craving to use drugs, alcohol, sex, or to engage in other high risk behaviors in order to numb one's feelings. For an addict, this can easily lead to relapse
1. A breakup can easily trigger an addict to relapse.

2. "Man, I can't drive by my connect's house, because it's a huge trigger for me."
Trigger by WAVYGIRL March 11, 2019
Iniecia is beautiful and very nice and warm hearted , she’s sweet and you’re very cherishing , she’s sexy and her eyes are very beautiful , and her ass fat too . She’s that one funny bestfriend she can be a mean short fucker she’s that friend who’s gonna listen to your opinion and support it
Person: Iniecia your so kind and pretty
iniecia by Necii November 20, 2023

shavo odadjian 

Kick ass bassist of System of a Down, my IDOL, and pretty hot now that I think of it.
shavo odadjian by Darla Washington November 7, 2003
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