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this is just another way to say love, but its a fun way to say it
i really lerv you babeah!
lerv by cory December 4, 2004
A company that makes bad quality toys.
Mattel is a simon company.
Is Mattel a simon?
simon by Leon Messerelli June 14, 2018

BRIAN'S FATE PART 2 

GO SEE PART 1 FIRST YOU STUPID BIRD
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To this day, I can still hear his sweet scream of terror and torture, as his flesh stick to the heater and came apart before our eyes. And the sent! ohhh the smell of his burning flesh was something that one recall all his life.
But anyway, after our demonstration, we kidnapped brian and took him to the woods.
We scalped him, plucked his eyes out, pulled out his nails, and teared off his teeth to only threw them all at him.

He screamed the whole time, and to it we only yelled back "hahaha SHut up".
Then, we took him to our kitchen and at this point, he wasn't really screaming that much. His troath was too hoarse.
We took our time to cook him well, after all, we wanted our friends to have a good introduction to cannibalism.

The next day, they ate him. They didn't want to at first. But with a little convincing from our part (with may or may not have included threatening them to eat or be the next one that we serve) they all digested our dear Brian.
What we didn't tell them, is that we put a drug in Brian's blood. Now, they were addicted to human flesh.

And that, my friends, is the story of Brian's date and of how we got our class addicted to cannibalism.

Amen
Brian's fate part 2 is a tragic but necessary one. There were no avoiding his future. It was set in stone. Not even LADA DRACUL could have alternered it.

Amen

creepazoid

noun. A person lacking social skills, basic manners and whom can also lack basic personal hygiene training, who believes that he is special to the world, and that he should be accommodated according to his whims (usually because his mother told him so...)
Creepazoids look to disrupt successful, fun and harmonious situations because they are unable to contribute to them.
creepazoid by The Mistress Didi* August 30, 2006
They're like mexicans, except shorter. Deprived from the word Guatamalan. Such persons are often employed in roofing and/or landscaping to improve the agriculture and shelter for those of us that didn't illegally hop the border. Guatos tend to hit on anything that appears to have titties and sport funky 80's haircuts with walmart clothing and crusty toes.
That dirty guato is carressing my grass and eyeing my dog.
guato by the name's linh June 21, 2006

flupperer 

a meanie who makes fun of people for absolutely nothing or things they can not change about themselves in 10 seconds. :(
emily: wow your acne is so horrible!!! gross!!!
dave: (bystanding) that girl is such a flupperer, she can not change her acne in a snap. :(
peter: i know right
flupperer by youarearitardando April 30, 2019
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