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duck call 

A very noisy, prolonged fart. It produces an artificial quacking noise similar to a hunter's duck call.

Such farts are produced by expelling a tremendous amount of gas quickly. They are uncomfortable, and do not attract ducks.
Damn! That duck call sounded like it blew your ass out!
duck call by Tuftskins May 1, 2009
“Idk” or “I don’t know”
“Smhaua”

“Wat”

“Whats smhaua? 🤨”
“Idk”
smhaua by Tendyanast May 14, 2021

Berlin Airlift

Calling out a cup prior to a shot during a game of beer pong /beirut claiming that said cup will be the one aforementioned shot will land in.
To your opponents: Here comes the Berlin Airlift. You guys are the hungry East Germans and I am Harry Truman. That while pointing at cup is your famished family and here comes the boxes of food.
Berlin Airlift by FloydBanks April 20, 2008

lettuce fuck 

when a chick has a really nice ass but her face is ugly and is flat chested so wen she wears a dress u lift it up and tie the bottem of her dress over her head and fuck her
tim: damn she has a nice ass
joe: shes ugly as hell
tim: eh ill just lettuce fuck her
lettuce fuck by kyle mikinly August 28, 2007

bear grylls

bear grylls by dzt April 26, 2009

Fuck tard 

One who is incredibly stupid, beyond even that of a retard.

Many years ago, the average population of the fuck tard was thought to diminish over time due to the retarded fucking activities fuck tards often engage in (such as rolling a bowling ball down a slide into their testicles, potentially causing serious damage to them). However, this is not the case.

Through the invention of the internet (and websites such as youtube and 4chan), the fuck tard population has skyrocketed dramatically. Seeking fame among other fuck tards, many fuck tards will upload videos of themselves doing fucktarded things.

Other fuck tards may see these videos and decide to either 1.) recreate the fucktarded activity they had just seen or 2.) try to 1up the fuck tard for fuck tard street cred. The aforementioned fuck tard will also upload a video of himself engaging in whatever activity he decided upon.

In turn, this has lead to a shitstorm of fucktardation, the likes of which we have never before witnessed in history.
Lil fuck tard: Sup bromontana, you see that vid on youtube of that guy doing pull ups from that crane without any safety gear?

Fuck tard youngling: Yeah, it might be a good idea for us to try that ourselves
Fuck tard by slamthevag March 28, 2011
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