Grease is a word, not THE word.

happens after you take a wet shit and don't wipe properly. The overlooked dirt soon dries and feels like shards of glass in your anal cavity. Walking feels like hell and requires much re-adjustment.

shardage is commonly mistaken for torn asshole, which occurs after a poop is too large to fit through your butt at its normal size or after anal sex (ouch and very gay). also mistaken for fire-ass, which occurs after diarrhea and your butthole's exposure to acid

Literally the best mutual ever a person could ever have, because of her I am up at 3:00 in the morning laughing at her lives.

Slang for above average quality marijuana, not the greatest but of a higher grade than most varieties. Usually best enjoyed out of ice bongs and pipes

trying to explain something over text messageing.

The orgasmicly delicious culinary creations of the Rastafari. These gifts from the heavens are best when sold from a cart in a busy city gathering place. No single human being can truly fathom the pure power contained in a single meal, and thusly must return as often as possible for the delicacies that cause complete out of body experiences.