Teacher: 'Why didn't you do your homework?'

Student: 'My dog ate it'. (it actually ate it)

Teacher: 'Stay back after class for detention'.

Student: 'Fuck you you cuntfaceshitmaster!'

Teacher: '...'

Tristen Kelley is a brat

the Indonesian guy with his kid that keeps saying tht to his kid to calm him down while simultaneously giving the people right in back of him voodoo all while waiting on the two hour line for the Toy Story ride at Hollywood studios. Toroy stooorry

Mike likes the new Netflix show but I am still fencey.

you run on the pitch
to abandon the game
in your bitter blue world

John: You have quite a tiny penis, hoosman.
Tim: Fuck you, man.