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Urban Dictionary

Flapjacking 

A male with an erection, lies on his back while a second erect male inserts the penis of the first into his anus then lies back. A third male inserts the penis of the second into his anus and lies back forming a stack. A three man stack is known as a short stack, A stack of four or more is known as a full stack. Full stacking has the added benefit of asphyxiating the bottom participants. The flapjacking experience can be enhanced by using maple syrup as lube and having each participant massage the balls of the person above.
Mark, Mike, Jason and Joel were planning a full stack flapjacking session last night but Joel didn't show, so the three had to make do with a short stack.
Flapjacking by crankbait July 27, 2012

Bleach your mustache 

Slowly and precisely secrete your manly fluids on your friend's mustache when he's not conscious.
Jim: "I'm going to have another shot."
Brock: "Okay, but if you pass out I'll bleach your mustache."
Bleach your mustache by AbNb June 12, 2013
Henyeli is a really nice person. She is always unique person just like her name!(henyeli means star and sky in agent times)
Henyeli is nice person.
henyeli by Mia.t May 16, 2018
A Daviano is someone who is incredibly horrid at math.
How the fuck can you not do midpoints at 17, you're such a fucking Daviano.
Daviano by swissknees September 26, 2023

shitgate 

1. a gate made of shit

2. the thing the stargate fags travel threw
i travelled threw a shitgate so i smell realy bad
shitgate by tommy45 March 29, 2007

urban dictionary 

a place where you can waste time during school hours
person 1: you tryna waste some time in the urban dictionary fam?

person 2: ya why not im boutta fall asleep cuhhhh better than nothing !
urban dictionary by Stevie magoose November 27, 2018
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