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Shwanismail

Someone that makes there wife do the jobs and has a hunch
My husband at home is a Shwanismail
Shwanismail by shwaniam February 28, 2026

You can be my little vegetable ❤️ 

You can be my little vegetable

(phrase)
1. A painfully awkward attempt at flirting that guarantees you’ll never get a girlfriend.
2. A romantic line so bizarre and uncomfortable, it may leave the recipient emotionally scarred—or at least second-guessing their life choices.
3. The verbal equivalent of handing someone a wilted salad and calling it a love letter.
Girl: “Uh I gotta go eat a salad it was interesting talking to you ig”

Guy: “Well you can be my little vegetable ❤️ “

Girl: blocks number, files for witness protection

oo ee oo 

I’m thinking Miku Miku oo ee oo
I’m thinking Miku Miku oo ee oo
oo ee oo by Idek_mann December 11, 2024
a supafly girl who is good at everything, including sewing, the guitar, and holding her liquor.
-Dude, did you see that meris? i bet she wails on the guitar.
-No doubt. I want a little meris in my life.
meris by rhcp2154 January 13, 2009
man who pomped your mother and her sister
man like tirelo, pomping mothers
tirelo by johnnypeterson24141 November 23, 2021

MatthewTheHottie 

My bf who is hot asf and I love him very much and if we break up I’m showing everyone of his new girls to show I was his favorite and first everything😂❤️
MatthewTheHottie is Tesla’s boyfriend wow don’t mess with her
MatthewTheHottie by Issaprick June 25, 2021
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