shporgh

A construed version of "Sport", used to describe the attunement of an object or person to the meteorite.

Originally developped into "Spor", pronounced "Spo-rrr" as in French rolling R.

After a long hounding and consumation/consumathonl; there was a complete loss of the understanding of time. Jeff wakes up and go straight back to eating a can of Polish meat.

Alex: "Jeff, that looks really shporgh."

shporgh by Marc-Andre de Looz March 31, 2008

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SavageMonks/PonyRainbows

Savage Monks are a group of boys, so one day another group of boys made a group name called faze nation to bag them and mock the savage monks, the savage monks eventually took it too far and had a argument. A couple of days later, Gabby Hayat and Izzy created a group called pony rainbows so now instead of the boy groups savage monks and faze up nation, The girls made a group and its NOT only for boys, its different types of genders. AND SAVAGE MONKS ARE TOUGH THEY WILL BASH YOY jks calm.

SavageMonks/PonyRainbows

SavageMonks/PonyRainbows by heymatehheeyyyyyyyy May 27, 2016

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Folded

When someone get dropped in a fight and falls like someone folding a piece of paper

Ahh, my mans just got folded.

Folded by Yaboiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii March 5, 2019

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Lamson

Lamson is a very cool person.

Lamson

Lamson by alina bernabe September 27, 2021

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Mailbox PTSD

The Post Traumatic Stress Disorder (anxiety) you experience after finding multiple or successive tickets in your mailbox for speeding and/or traffic light violations. This can happen when you are visiting a new city or area of town, and you don't know where the traffic cameras are poised to "nab" you.

Sister 1: I have a bone to pick with you.

Sister 2: What?

Sister 1: When I went to my mailbox Monday, there was a ticket for $75 from speeding on Michigan Avenue during my visit to see you in DC. We don't have speed cameras in Atlanta, so I thought, "What is this??"

Sister 2: Ooops. I forgot to warn you about those cameras.

Sister 1: Then, I went to my mailbox on Tuesday, and there was another $75 speeding ticket! They caught me both coming and going on Michigan Avenue!

Sister 2: Oh no!

Sister 1: On Wednesday, as I approached my mailbox, my heart started racing, and my hands were shaking! Going to the mailbox is now traumatic for me.

Sister 2: (Gasp!) I am so sorry... you have symptoms of Mailbox PTSD.

Mailbox PTSD by t geezy March 10, 2014

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Plurkoholism

plur·co·holism
(ploor′kə hôl′iz′əm, -häl′-)

noun

1. the habitual or compulsive habit of Plurking to excess
2. a chronic condition marked by psychological and social disorders, caused by the compulsive need for and dependence on Plurking.

adjective
Plurkoholic - caused by over exposure to Plurk

Related Forms:

* Plurkoholically - adverb
ploor′·co·hol′i·cally

Similar Condition

> twitterholism

Those who suffer from Plurkoholism are unable to control their Social Networking cravings and addiction to Plurk.

"For most normal folks, (Plurking) means conviviality, companionship and colorful imagination. It means release from care, boredom and worry. It is joyous intimacy with friends and a feeling that life is good. But not so with us in those last days of heavy (Plurking)." Paraphrase

- ALCOHOLICS ANONYMOUS, The Big Book

Plurkoholism by Valiant Westland March 26, 2009

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amber crissinger

an extremely large woman, commonly mistaked for a whale or large animal. national geographic made a magazine about this large creature but didnt have a camera lense wide enough to capture its enormous bod.

bro: damn bruh do you see that thing ?, i think its an amber crissinger..
bruh: yeah bro ! its wider than my cock !

amber crissinger by jdeante14 September 2, 2010

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shporgh

SavageMonks/PonyRainbows

Folded

Lamson

Mailbox PTSD

Plurkoholism

amber crissinger