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uberheartle 

loving someone so ineffably much that your heart is bound to burst without them.
You run through my mind all day everyday. If there were scouts in my mind watching you, they wouldn’t just recruit you, but they’d fall in love too. I would have to smoke them cuz U and I are together like a DUI. When I’m UNDER your INFLUENCE, you simply DRIVE me crazy. Baby momma, I don’t just heartle you anymore, I uberheartle you.
uberheartle by Percy Bruer December 31, 2023
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Johnathan Sinister is El Babo when he plays CS:GO
El Babo by Dong Flex March 16, 2022

metadating 

Talking about dating while on a date
I was on a date with Joe and he started talking about dating and all the crazy girls he's met on OkCupid and Tinder. I hate metadating!
metadating by OkJ April 27, 2014

Nigga Swat 

when someone uses an object to hit, or smash another object, often a living object, with such force that it destroys or kills the object that was hit.
1)Ander just Nigga Swatted Matt in the face with a baseball bat.

2)"Did you see Dan nigga swat the ball when he was playing beer pong last night? it was totally dented and ruined."
Nigga Swat by Mander Kazlop January 6, 2010

homelessing

My daughter is going to go homelessing this weekend. She laughs at me staying at home and thinks she's a badass camper with all her Northface gear but really she just drives her Volvo to the mountains and sleeps in it.
homelessing by Dr. Robstew June 16, 2019

Flufferknuckle 

Flufferkncukle is a made-up word from the kids book, "Pottymouth And Stoopid". Pottymouth made the word and he uses it as a replacement for the "f-word".
You are a big fat flufferknuckle.

Retardola 

Refers to a person who dosen't use common sense when typing on a computer. They will usually spell even the simplest of words wrong and refuse to use spellchecker to correct it. It is also common for them to have a lack of punctuation and grammar in their typing aswell.
Only a Retardola can't type a setnce with out spelling mystakes and use of proPer grammar and puntuation. My tiping is perfect so, what' are yu all talking aboot?
Retardola by Coolias June 9, 2010