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midgaphaeliac 

someone who is completely obsessed with midgets/ people of a short stature (medically speaking of 127cm or less in height). People with this condition can't control themselves when they see 'little people', much to the embarrassment of those around them.
I was walking through the shops the other day with Anne-Maree, when she started whispering excitedly "look a midget, a midget, IT'S A MIDGET!!!!!"!! She's such a midgaphaeliac - totally obsessed. It's so embarrassing.
midgaphaeliac by Taryn Gerie January 15, 2008

cyka yibat 

cyka yibat blyat
cyka yibat by Ant1Q November 11, 2017

voweling 

1. The art of performing fellatio while sounding out vowels either intentionally or non-intentionally.

2. Something Vanna White might do on the weekends.
guy 1- I got the best BJ last night.
guy 2- What made it so good?
guy1- This girl was voweling every inch of my cock for 10 minutes straight. It was amazing!
guy2- I love it when that happens!
voweling by Rocker-D-Licious December 15, 2014

Philadelphia Eagles 

Desperate NFL football franchise that embarks on a yearly pilgrimage to "almost, but not quite good enough." From T.O. to the dog-fighter who introduces himself to women as Ron Mexico, there isn't a scumbag this team isn't willing to sell its soul to in its effort to finally win a Superbowl. Of course, like all other NFL teams, its player collection of ignorant, arrogant malcontents mirrors the city it represents. A team that has always been and will always be green with envy of the Pittsburgh Steelers.
When I sit down to watch tabloid television, I usually tune in to the Philadelphia Eagles game, because although I know I'm about to watch a bunch of losers, I also know I just might see a pretty funny train wreck as well.

Eagle fan: My team is the greatest ever; we win games!
Steeler fan: Are you high? Every team "wins games," but the Steelers win Superbowls and lots of them!!!
Eagles fan: Oh really, we beat the Cowboys that year you guys lost to them in the Superbowl.
Steelers fan: Ha ha ha ha ha ha; typical dumbass Eagle fan retort. Just plain sad!!!

Wonkey Donkey 

When A Girl/Woman Has One Larger Breast Than The Other.
Look At That Bitch! Shes Such A Wonkey Donkey!
Wonkey Donkey by TashaB February 12, 2008
Woman: Honey wheres the baby?
Cool kid: I yote him off the balcony *dab*
Woman: *T poses*
Yote by yoteonthem June 11, 2018
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