Audio Jacked

When the sound level is significantly increased during television commercials.

You're sitting on the couch straining to hear the dialog of your favorite TV program when a commercial comes on. The next thing you know the sheer volume of the ad has blasted you so far back into the couch you're finding coins and change that disappeared from your pockets when black & white TV was still in vogue. Congratulations; you've just been audio jacked!

Audio Jacked by Roger Halunen July 28, 2008

Mert Sırman

1.Mert Sırman is a human race that lives his life with just flex.When they get out of their mommy’s tummy AirPods will appear on their ears.
2. flex
3.They will never be selected for become the president of the school.

Wow that guy just Mert Sırman’ed.

Mert Sırman by Borabis September 29, 2019

Invincible

Invincible is the state of being immune to taking any form of damage, you no longer feel pain from anything. Even if the painless state only lasts for a few moments, they would be rather intense and most likely void of all emotion.

"It's pointless to continue fighting, he's invincible to your every attack."

Invincible by Gabriel March 29, 2005

Guns

Now they're trying to take my guns away And that would be just fine If you take 'em away from the criminals first I'll gladly give ya mine

Ban Idiots like Joe Biden not Guns

Guns by I LOVE BIG BOOBS November 20, 2023

gymnasts

girls in tight leotards who have big muscles and are usualy skinny. CATION: GYMNASTS HAVE BEEN KNOWN TO FLIP AT UNEXPECTED TIMES.
gymnasts also have no time to do anything but gymnastics, but they are still looking for something to do afterwards so if u meet a gymnast dont be afraid to make friends with them and do something together or with other friends.

hey i met this girl and shes a gymnast. she is so hot. especially when shes in her little leotard!

gymnasts by a gymnast...duh September 10, 2003

kys

Keep your self safe

Dude go kys

kys by Clapan November 30, 2019

chrons

Chrons are the SI unit for level of being intoxitaced by THC (delta-9-tetrahydrocannabinol) where 50 chrons leads to passing into an unconscious or incohearent state, and 100 chrons leading to death. 100 chrons being roughly the equivalent of a quarter pound of marijuana consumed in 2 hours by one person.

stonner:
Yo Nick, whats gonna be the SI units for 'being stonned'? I'm going to lable the highness graph "something vs. time" and put it on the side of Asteroth**.
hippy:
... (pause in deep contemplation)... Chrons
stonner:
Yeah, like spelled "C-H" or with a "K"
hippy:
well, definitely "C-H" 'cuz its like 'chronic'.

**Asteroth: a massive bubbling gravity /waterfall bong (massive)

chrons by ziggoguy May 6, 2005

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