Master Dank: "Ay that nigga Zikonko sure is a gay bitch af right?"
Plague: "lmao ye"
Cris: "yah ma nigga gay af lmao lol"
Snake: "im gay and suck off zik also im gay"

The worst part about the rest-stop was hearing the crackle next to me.

Chrithtopher ith a bone gobbler.

'Are you sure about trusting a mysterious company with all of your belongings?'

'Surely no-one would set up a fake courier company on the off chance that they would be asked to transport something worth more than the cost of setting up the scam in the first place!'

'Never underestimate The Craft Market.'

"That guy is such a photodict, he likes every photo on Facebook yet nobody ever saw his real profile picture."

I tried to start a conversation not knowing they were TCP/IPeoples