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Wizard Dick 

Reference to a man with extremely and incredibly small genitalia. Genitalia on a full gown man that is the size of an infant's. The term was coined from video of a naked man at the Coachella Event, who refused to put on clothes and was happy to display all his tiny glory to the cops and bystanders.
I may be small, but at least I don't have a wizard dick like you.

or

Stop acting like a wizard dick, just be cool.

or

Instead of going skinny dipping, you're going wizard dick style.
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One sexy motherfucker with flowing blonde hair.
Damn! He's a real Mattis!
Mattis by RealWanker January 7, 2016

willy watcher 

A man that stands next to you in the gents toilets and spends all the time eyeing up yer wood
You:I was in the toilets and Tom came in and stared at my penis.
Friend:Didn't you know he waas a Willy watcher
willy watcher by Geordie Boy October 14, 2003
A dunce who thinks he can rap
2pae gonna 2pae
2pae by SomeRandomGuy96 October 29, 2019
look im 14 i have no lyf so i ride my bike all day cause im so stupid that sall i no how to do!
kona by jim jones September 4, 2003

Mall Hispanic 

Usually just a loud, annoying, too outgoing, and sociopath Hispanic male

Commonly either seen with a black thrasher magazine flame hoodie, ripped light blue jeans, black vans or white airforces, a chain, and some fucked up curly hair.

They are usually with a large friend group filled with other Hispanics.

Probably listens to: XXXTentacion, Lil Peep, Cuco, Lil Yatchy, Dababy, Tame Impala ect. (you know what music taste)

Probably has a basic thick Latina girl most likely with the same personality and music traits accept shes aggresively annoying and leads other boys on, and shes most likely very freaky and sexual.

They commonly claim to be good at skating and are mostly found around Zumiez, and Vans stores in the mall
but never buys a board, nor tries to actually learn how to skate. In other words a POSER.

Has airpods, and a Iphone 6s.

Usually carrys a JBL Speaker around

Names are either, Anthony or Alex or something along that

Says "yuh, yur, ight, alr, dope, bet"

Says Nigga alot, but doesn't have a single strain of black in him.

Commonly always posts black friends/mentions black friends for some reason cause he thinks it makes him cool

Maybe has a ASS soundcloud, depends on the type you meet.
Oh look, its another Mall Hispanic

Ugh, Mall Hispanics so damn annoying.
The most dopest warrior in new world
Damn I saw thormal slicing up some turkeys. Do you wanna tango with thormal?
thormal by Jr smiuf November 20, 2022