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Go to bed about it

Response when someone’s either acting like a child complaining about their life; or when someone is being overly dramatic about a minor inconvenience. Telling them they are acting like a child needing a nap, and no one really cares about the problem.
He complained to his coworker; I went bed an hour early just to wake up and hour early!

Go to bed about it… doesn’t sound like there’s even a problem there bud.
Go to bed about it by Darc0n7 August 16, 2025
Solayinka is a tall guy with a huge cock and he is bald when you hear this name you want to bust
Oh look at solayinka he’s packing oh look solayinkia is so tall
solayinka by Dababys duck September 1, 2021

Rhinocerross 

Honestly the coolest best guy you'll ever meet. He a very epic person. If you're a woman you should definitely date him, don't worry if he's already dating someone else, he has a harem. IronGrape is easily the most alpha male known to man. He has a massive personality and is very good at making friends. No fatties.
Yo have you heard about the Rhinocerross guy?
Rhinocerross by Rhinocerross July 27, 2022

Relationship 

When you finally think you meet someone who is like you, bringing on the feeling that you're not alone.. you get consumed by this attraction and possibly addicted to the amazing sex, they start treating you like shit and you don't care..hard to get over i.e. all kinds of depression but! you do learn a lot about life and good will come out of it even if it feels like it wont. The right one will come along when the time's right!
After six months of dating, talking every day, and great sex, he says "You came to my house" and "are acting like we're together" ...bullshit relationship
Relationship by bettertohaveloved January 17, 2011

Popcorn Kernel

A term used to describe the process of inserting dehydrated fruit (esp. apples) into someone's anus, and then giving that person an enema, as to cause the fruit to expand (like popcorn kernels expanding as they are cooked).
If you don't stop talking about Abraham Lincoln all the time, I'm totally going to popcorn kernel you in your sleep.

gigantimus

exceptionally large, deceivingly big.
that piece of cake was gigantimus.
gigantimus by david and cyndi April 8, 2003
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