suckability

the quality or trait of suckiness, or just being sucky or the state of sucking

1. Ever since the Spice Girls hit it big, "teen pop" has ruled the airwaves and pop music has been awesome in its flat-out suckability.

2. TV today has a high degree of suckability.

suckability by I Saw U2 Live Twice June 18, 2006

Deebo

To kick someone with both feet with full force; a drop kick

Huey jumped up and deeboed Uncle Ruckus when they were fighting at the movie theater

Deebo by Alpha Heaux September 19, 2016

Cranking nineties on your mom

A euphemism for having sexual relations with somebodies' mother. Comes from "Cranking nineties" a term used in the game Fortnite.

"Alright, see you tomorrow."

"Bye, I'll be cranking nineties on your mom all night."

Cranking nineties on your mom by Kingdoms of Fear Project March 8, 2022

International Maritime Law

Relationship code in the International Maritime Law states that if you perform unlawful actions behind your significant other's back and he/she resides in a different time zone is not considered as cheating

I did nothing wrong, check the International Maritime Law

International Maritime Law by Qaoz September 30, 2021

Faketism

1. Fake autism, like a fake autistic person.
2. Milk
3. A severe, and fatal mental disorder conjured by having the need to fake being autistic.

1. Sir, I'm sorry to say this, but you have been diagnosed with faketism.

2. I'm putting some faketism into my cereal, want some?
3. Bro, what the fuck is up with that guy who has faketism? I swear that guy's an insane crackhead...

Faketism by Indictioned March 4, 2024

Towel in the Hood

The practice of padding out the inside of a condom with wads of toilet paper or Kleenex because the woman's vaj is so stretched out you need a lot of bulk just to touch the sides.

You meeting up with her for secret lunch? Make sure you do the towel in the hood or she’s not going to feel a thing!

Towel in the Hood by thatsalotofdogs April 4, 2019

zeibar

An egregiously rude epithet or moniker for someone who is known for committing bafflingly moronic acts of remarkably pointless baffoonery; a village idiot.

Why is that kid such a zeibar?

I mean, cmon dude, look at him.

zeibar by dr. quackery April 28, 2011

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