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Klance is a ship created by the Voltron fandom, of two boys named Keith and Lance. Because of the large amount of scenes that could prove a deep emotional connection.

(Keep in mind i am trying very hard here to stay professional, and not gush about them too much hhhh)
"We did it. We are a good team." -Lance to Keith, as they kneeled on the ground, holding hands after an intense battle against Sendak.
"The only thing wrong about Klance is the name," -Lauren Montgomery, one of the creators of Voltron, and albeit a bitch, she's right.
"I just think he's like, the future." -Lance about Keith.
"And we’re gonna do it with the Lance that’s the paladin of the red lion. The Lance that's always got my back. And the Lance who knows exactly who he is and what he's got to offer." -Keith to Lance, after Lance finds him atop the black lion, watching the sunset, about Lance's insecurities.
"We had a bonding moment! I cradled you in my arms!" Keith to Lance as he denies the 'we are a good team', aka, the bonding moment. It was stated once by a showrunner that Lance denied it because he didn't want to address certain feelings yet.
Klance by yodelleiheehooo February 4, 2019
Someone you definatly DONT wanna mess with, they tend to be low tolerance-hot tempered people. Known for giving a good ass beating when needed. Can blaze till there's nothing left and party till the sun comes up.
Don't fuck with a Cordova!
Cordova by Tyler's wifey March 15, 2009

memeing off 

Verb.
Memeing off is the act of surfing memes for a short period of time whilst one should be performing another task; similar to masturbatory acts.
Bob: "My boss caught me memeing off at work."
Alice: "OH, shit, Bob. What happened?"
Bob: "He just laughed and walked off shaking his head. He's cool."
memeing off by PacketLost June 28, 2015

Cargo Ship 

An fan supported relationship between a person and an inanimate object from a book, TV show, video game, movie, manga, or comic.
The cargo ship between Captain Kirk and his swivel chair is so obvious, it's OTP (one true pairing).

The Ash and his hat from Pokemon are an inseparable cargo ship.
Cargo Ship by WolfGurl February 25, 2011

Marius von Hagen 

I WANT TO BREED HIM TO THE SPEED OF SOUND
marius von hagen: hi miss
me: LET ME LAP AT YOUR FAT COCK PLEASE
Someone who thinks she’s awesome but is only amazing at getting pissed off at people who didn’t do shit
“What did I even do? Stop being such a miloni”
Miloni by RandoMando668 November 22, 2023

veggie pact 

When you and a homie make a promise to each other that if one of you ends up in a vegetative state, then the other homie has to pull the plug
“Yo lets make a veggie pact. I don’t wanna end up pissing with a tube up my dick for the rest of my life.”
veggie pact by TheRollexWatch January 9, 2019
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