Ariel V

By far, the cutest girl on the planet, the girl I am in love with, and the girl I....wait.....what tha fuck am i doin!? maybe i am a faithful boy

"Hey, you want me to introduce you to that girl right there?"
"Oooh, yeah she lookin right!"
"Haha, I'm just playin that's Ariel, my girl"
"I'm still bout 2 holla"
"BITCH!"

Ariel V by Evan March 14, 2005

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Ridicality

A blog where they rant about things that they find ridiculous.

They dislike things such as dumb commercials, social injustices, and every day ridiculous behavior.

Boy: Man, that was dumb, they should probably rant about that on ridicality.

Ridicality by MeloncholyMark January 27, 2010

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July 16

The BADDEST and the PRETTIEST people are born on this day. If you are born on July 16 then you can tell your friend youre the most unique person ever. If you are born on July 16 then you will live your dream life.

If youre birthday is on July 16 then ur the Bad Bleep Addison Rae is looking for ;)

July 16 by we stan pakistan November 12, 2020

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If I may sip...

A spin-off of the classic "spill the tea," if someone says "if I may sip," they're requesting the tea on a situation. Also used when asking someone for more details on the tea.

"Omg girl, if I may sip... what happened last night?!"

If I may sip... by PrincipalHades June 13, 2025

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Poopy Asshole Nigga Fart Phobia

The fear of having an unclean asshole after pooping, often causing you to wipe more than usual.

Robby - "Why did you take so long in the bathroom"
Todd - "Sorry my Poopy Asshole Nigga Fart Phobia makes me stay in the bathroom for a long time"

Poopy Asshole Nigga Fart Phobia by SimpCity December 15, 2019

vulcan starfish clit rubber

The sexual act of inserting your little finger and ring finger in a girl's asshole, while at the same time putting your middle and index finger in their vagina, while at the same time massaging her clitoris with your thumb. This can be done while performing oral on the girl or as a stand alone act and can be done in an in and out motion.

I ate that girls pussy and gave her the old Vulcan Starfish Clit Rubber move and she came like a mother fucker.....

vulcan starfish clit rubber by H.A.R. September 13, 2007