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Tetrachromaphobia 

Lindsay doesn't like people who can see four basic colors. She has tetrachromaphobia.
Tetrachromaphobia by izzy44 October 15, 2013
spoon mouse

spo(on)(mo)use
spouse
its a mouse that likes spoons and is as small as a teaspoon. They are as sweet as sugar cubes and like tea parties
"i have 20 spouses"

"waow, how did you get so much spoon mouses?!?!?!!?"
Spouse by Chara, the demon August 27, 2026

niggerlation

Niggerlation-The translation from common english to nigger talk
White English: Hello Lance, would you like to accompany me in a round of tennis?
Niggerlation: Nigga nigga nigga fried chicken nigga watermelon kool-aid welfare nigga

pmlonkibjuvhycgtxfrzd

When you get bored and typed all qwerty combos such as qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm, qazwsxedcrfvtgbyhnujmikolp, qpwoeirutyalskdjfhg and at least 3 more and try to beat the system.
I was bored so I typed this pmlonkibjuvhycgtxfrzd
Salvo is the embodiement of destruction. A Salvo fired from a weapon will harm/ do great damage to an enemy.
Salvo by Jeff April 6, 2005
A "Jaystat" is a generally far fetched doubtful and unlikely statistic or "fact' quoted by someone who thinks they know all the facts and answers to everything in the universe ever.

a Jaystat is mostly utter crap and is usually made up on the spur of the moment to make the rambling person appear to be incredibly smart, knowledgeable and better than you.

Usually the Jaystater will be called on this type of bullshit but occasionally they will get away with it if the stat is obscure enough. This in turn makes the statistician very smug.

on the other hand the statistician can become rather perturbed and upset if the Jaystat is proven or even assumed to be false. this causes the Jaystater to shake its head in frustration and perhaps slam its fist on the table indignantly or kick a chair.

Always beware of the Jaystat.
the Jaystater-

"yeah actually reason Goldfish float upside down when dead is that just before they die their system stores extra oxygen in their fins in an attempt to keep it upright. Then all that oxygen gets displaced when the fish dies and causes it to float to the surface of the water."

other person- "nah, really? nah are you kidding? thats weird. i've never heard of that... wait.. is that a Jaystat?!"
Jaystat by hayis4horses September 26, 2009
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