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Urban Dictionary

Asspurse 

1. A back-pocket 2. Another word for a fanny-pack 3. An insult...one of those kind of funny ones that no-one can really get mad at. Basically we here, reserve this insult for Kent Smith. To call some one an ass-purse, they must be worse then a shit-bag.
"Hey, your wallet was stolen out of your ass purse"

"That ass-purse makes you look like such a tourist"

"Kent Smith is such an asspurse"
"You're no shit-bag, you're an asspurse"
"Not even Napoleon Dynamite or Mariah Carey are good enough to be called ass-purses."

Nehimiya 

Is a man who is always late but looks fresh from head to toe, he loves to use his phone while eating and has a good humour. He is one of a kind. If you got one Nehimiya don’t let it slide. He really cares for his family and friends. He is a mom’s boy and has to come at certain hour till he moves out with his wife. Spicy food is his favourite. You should not add him on snapchat because it takes sometimes days for him to answer. He usually is very happy. Nehimiya is the most handsome man on earth. You are lucky to call him your friend.
Girl: oh i really want to date a man like Nehimiya
Nehimiya by Youknowwhoiam1310 November 22, 2021
-noun, abbreviation

Short for "Vincent-Sized," this term refers to any female that is overweight in an acceptable or pleasing manner. A V.S. can range from "a few extra pounds," to "pretty hefty," depending on the subject.
"That chick by the bar has a double-wide ass, she's a total V.S."
V.S. by bonsant June 28, 2008

Atheosity 

The state of being an atheist.
Dude, there is no ism in atheism. The suffix misleads people into thinking that there's an ideology contained in the ism. That's why I prefer the term Atheosity: the state of being an atheist. An atheist is someone who does not believe in any gods, or rejects or denies the existence of any gods, or the supernatural.
Atheosity by Shawlatan August 9, 2024
is a hot as boy who gets all the girls he Is very loyal and has all the friend if you meet one you must be friends with him this also applies to the name levi
he roshan wanna fuck
roshan by hates nigar September 22, 2022

Cheese Squeeze 

A colloquial expression to announce one's need to go take a massive dump.
Gentlemen, I'll return in 5. I can hold no longer. I must cheese squeeze.

Rollin' Coal 

Is what a tailgater, jack rabbit that charges up behind you and stays there... or any other vehicle bigger than YOU (my A-to-B is an 80s VW Rabbit diesel hatchback) when they refuse to back off when you want to slow down to make a right-hand turn when there is no turn lane...eats when you want to tell them very pointedly to either PASS or GET OFF MY ASS!

To accomplish this end in a vehicle with a manual transmission...just drop the clutch and punch the throttle. In an automatic...floor it.
"What the hell? You a near sighted hemorrhoid with broken brakes? I need to turn damn it! I signaled a half mile ago! EAT THIS! "
drops clutch & gooses throttle
semi in rear view mirror disappears behind a cloud of rollin' coal
Rollin' Coal by RuralTowner March 30, 2017
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