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Gentleman's Delight 

This act born of love is best when properly prepared. It is best to start in a modifed missionary position. With your princess on the bottom, keep her legs together while having sex with her (this is more difficult on the larger ladies). Milliseconds prior to ejaculation, push off with your legs, much like a sprinter, and shower your princess with your gentleman's relish. Your target is her mouth, chin, cheek, cum catcher, chest. Warning! Hitting the eyes will take away from this special moment. Keeping her legs apart will force you to fumble while attempting to reach your destination. Prepare first-and you'll be successful!
For me, it is all about the money shot, that is why I give my little angel a gentleman's delight everyday.
adj.

A greatly random act or action that is sudden and perplexes those who encountered it leaving them dumbfound. A step above random, thus the g for greatly random shortened to grandom.
John: Did you see the guy at the reception with a top hat?
Mark: No why?
John: He was so grandom, he started speaking German and throwing rubber ducks out of his suit case while playing the Macarena on a boombox all while he Capoeira.
Mark: ...damn, what hell was that?
grandom by Jphn KL. March 8, 2018

black mamba 

A vemous snake that is black it is the fastest snake in the world and the most aggresive toward mankind. Found in places like Africa. You can can die from the bite in less then an a few hours
oh shit i got bit by the Black Mamba i better get to a hospital
black mamba by Darkwing369 June 19, 2006

daytonaniall 

the best #tiktoker ever; talented, amazing, breathtaking, adjective
ava: i love daytonaniall

hummusiér 

A hummusiér is a person who specializes in the servicing and pairing the right hummus to the person. They have swooshed thousand type of hummus and going to great measures to know everything to know about hummus. They know about the smell, the he taste the texture the correct direction of wiping (ניגוב) the hummus.
Diner: So.. what kind of hummus do you recommend?
Waiter: Please hold, I will call the Hummusiér for you.
hummusiér by flip20 December 22, 2023

ass wagon 

an ass so draggin

it must be lifted with a wagon
Crystals fat ass is so disturbing.
I think she is two big macs away from a full fledged ass wagon.
ass wagon by Dracomister7 January 15, 2010