a fat boy who has no friends and gets rejected if he asks out girls

Someone proclaiming to be straight, but shows multiple signs of being homosexual. Signs include, but are not limited to: Touching of the genitalia, dry humping, proclaiming that other guys are hott (then immediately saying they're not gay), and unusual physical and emotional attachment to the fanny buffer's straight male friends, rather than a spouse or lover. Derived from the words Fanny, regarding the anus loving nature of the Fanny Buffer, and Buffer, regarding the futile attempt to show one is not homosexual, although "all signs point to yes".

A word for a sado and doesn’t have friends

When you can't afford to buy an official Nintendo Switch, just buy it from Temu. : ) I promise you won't get scammed. //jk
(In all reality, the "Nintendo Switch" you're going to receive will probably just have 2 or 3 decade old games on it. lol)

A boy/girl who doesn’t mean or not and extreme how but does it sneakily it casually who doesn’t realize themselves

(noun)
1. The result of two men trying to find who's penis can last longer in a toaster.

(noun)
2. French Toast gone horribly wrong.