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invade New Zealand 

The topic of a satirical ad from an Australian entertainment show called The Gruen Transfer.

"Let's all go to New Zealand, we can have it all as our land, no planes, no tanks, no navy, not to want it would be crazy"

It's just 100% Too Easy.
Why would Australia invade New Zealand? There's nothing there but sheep and orcs.
This is simply one of the most disgraceful things someone could say to you. A Bennis usually refers to someone just absolutely sucking at life. With a bennis, you should beware of flaunting it and make sure you hide it at all costs as it’s appearance may haunt you for ages. Beware of the Bennis.
Alexander is all over this hot girl but the kids an absolute fuck-up of a guy, therefor you could say he has a “Bennis”. He sucks, Alexander sucks.
Bennis by Frontporch September 30, 2019
Noun) Someone who is such a badass to the extent of not caring for their surroundings and present audience. They are known to swear profusely regardless of their company and do health-risking things such as smoke/Dip just to look cool. A Maylum does not necessarily have to be a Maylum. This can be used to compliment someone in the highest regards by simply calling them a Maylum.

The wardrobe of a Maylum typically consists of a vest and tie. Dress pants with a casual set of shoes. A Maylum usually surround themselves with sexy women who appears to be way out of their league, and always appear to be having the most fun out of everyone else around.
Sometimes I just wish I could be A Maylum.

Whenever I go out I party like an Maylum.
Maylum by DangO December 13, 2014
wow that girl is a real hannah.

Door squid 

The remnants of a guy ejaculating onto a door. Found most commonly on the inside or porta-potties with the resulting shape roughly resembling a squid
Man, those bathrooms are gross, especially with all the door squids in the stalls
Door squid by Humantapeworm November 15, 2019
She is an asshole that needs to learn her palce before I put her in it little Bitch. Adah is the ugliest manchild ever. She is secretly a boy. She is trans. She is also a slut.
Oh, it's Adahole. She even looks like one too. Eew
Adahole by The best peeson April 2, 2019