Watering the Petunias

When a gentleman or lady decides to please themselves via means of intense masturbation or various other forms of sexual stimuli. Not to be confused with milking the cow, no-watering the petunias implies a good deal of artistry involved in the process of satisfying one's desires.

Gentleman 1: Good day to you, sir. You look to be a man about town, as they say, are you not?

Gentleman 2: Indeed I am, but after 9:30 I retire to my chambers to engage in prolonged sessions of watering the petunias.

Watering the Petunias by GodOvGrindcore March 28, 2011

king regards

Much stronger than "kind regards", it it used to royally close a formal letter

Dear Paul,
you are a real friend.

King regards,
Mike

king regards by chiarita July 27, 2011

Chikawaga

Someone who tries way to hard and needs up making an embarrassment out of themselves

Oh boy there goes Steve, making himself a chikawaga

Chikawaga by King herb April 3, 2025

SickFuck

A word used to describe something so unbelievably epic and cool .

Fuck that new hat looks sickfuck as with those glasses

SickFuck by All J December 13, 2023

shomaze

shock and amaze

I am shocked and yet amazed; I'm shomazed!

That's shomazing!

You shomaze me.

shomaze by AJ4UMMM May 11, 2009

Swank

Multiple definitions.

1.) Style, or a way to express someone/something that looks good.

2.) A form of dirty talk.

1.) "Ooh girl, you got so much swank you could be a model!"

2.) "Cake, did you see that?"

"Yes I did! I just want to swank him!!"

Swank by Naw-tee January 6, 2012

Zacaropoulos

The peak physical male. nothing in existence can surprise this man

I am ... Zacaropoulos

Zacaropoulos by Jzaca July 29, 2025

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