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A smart phone app (application) that aggregates all the relevant data from calendar, weather and news for you in the morning or throughout the day.
I just downloaded this awesome app for my phone called Zazu that reads my calendar weather and news everytime the alarm goes off or between meetings. It even tells me if I need to leave early for my next meeting because of traffic!
zazu by @getZazu July 16, 2011

Random Jerry 

Random Jerry Is A Detroit Lions Loving Person, Even Tho They Cant Win A Game if Their Life Depended On It, 420 Blazing DoucheBag He's The Best Scumbag That Sells Cheese And Makes Millions On Madden Mobile, Who Loves To Do Minnesota SnowPlows With Me..
Random Jerry Seduced Me Into Having A Minnesota SnowPlow With Him Omg His Ass Was So Tight And His Dick Was So Long I Loved It, After The SnowPlow We Pinched Each others dick with crab claws to see who had the superior dick... jerry won
A guy with big balls that need an extra section of cloth in his underwear, this man cannot walk anywhere without a cast around his enlarged balls. He is also usually pretty rich guy who finds way to make money by scamming homeless people.
Nayem came to my house and couldn't walk properly, his cast got in the way, he ended up selling some home insurance to the dude who lives in a box across the street, scamming ass guy.
Nayem by crackdrinker October 5, 2021

hot garbage 

1.) trash thats been in the sun so long smells like 86 year old vagina

2.) a girl that looks like she's been rode hard and put away wet
....now thats some HOT garbage!!
hot garbage by D to the J April 27, 2005

national girlfriend day 

You get your girlfriend gifts 💙
Happy national girlfriend day I bought you something

Lunchmeat 

When a female performs the act of sitting (i.e. straddling) on a males mouth, nose, and/or general facial area. Men "teabag" women, usually on the forehead, but not contained only to that area, while women "lunchmeat" their male counterparts. In other words, if you opened a package of sliced lunchmeat and shoved your face into the side, you'd essentially be replicating this act.
DUDE!! Last night after I woke up your sister, teabagging her in her sleep, she totally woke me up this morning laying that lunchmeat on my face!! I ate that pussy like grade A roast beef! U mad bro?
Lunchmeat by Bird76Mojo November 2, 2011

Disremembral

An item that makes you forget something that you can't remember you forgot to disremember.
She must have gotten hold of a disremembral, she can't remember anything.
Disremembral by mello2727 January 29, 2009
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