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your mother is your significant other

ONLY to be used on your deepest, darkest enemies. The kind of person that you would't share your goldfish with in kindergarten. Not only does it state that you and your mother are in an incestuous relationship, it implies that your father has left, as your mother has chosen you as her partner
Person 1: Ur mom big gae
Person 2: ur sister a mister
Person 1: Ur granny a tranny

Person 2:Ur grandpap a trap
Person 1: Your Mother is your significant other
*Universe Proceeds to explode*

poop and pee makeout 

a sexual liaison between two or more people (usually gay) in which the participants urinate and defecate on each other.
George lay on the floor covered in urine and feces in a state of pure ecstasy as Glen defecated in his mouth in what was later judged to be the year's wildest poop and pee makeout.
poop and pee makeout by shitdisterber November 21, 2010
This name comes from the Laurel flower and is in fact one of the best names ever.
Hi is that Laura she is so beautiful
laura by Dove Cameron June 18, 2018

Octopiss 

To pee 8 times in a row.
"Oh shit man i just took an octopiss in the lake"
Octopiss by Dugan Mcdermott July 14, 2009
Akeyla is an extremely organized individual. They are usually bullied in school for being so uptight and by the books. By the time they get into university/college however they lighten up and go through a party girl phase. Eventually they will settle down again and become the organized, goodie two shoes individual we all know and love.
remember Akeyla from Highschool? I heard she became a hoe and then graduated university with honors
Akeyla by asjfasdfbl February 26, 2019
An card in the card game Uno. The card forces the player next in turn to take for cards from the card pile.
Person 1: Plus 4!
Person 2: DAMMIT! THIS IS THE FIFTY SEVENTH TIME I'VE HAD TO ADD 4! I'M GOING TO LOSE MY MIND!
Plus 4 by A random thing January 13, 2021

Bullyism 

Maddie from School she knows who she is.
STOP being such a bullyism
Bullyism by Ummm...Iamnottellimgyou December 14, 2018
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