A person who comically stumbles among others and or themselves where they proceed to say some ridiculous reptilian phrases and references to reptilian culture whilst falling amidst the air, generated by a pneumatic machine. These people usually have dyed hair, wear glasses, are below the height of 5'0, and have specific skills in sexually punching mirrors but anyone can be deemed the term.

aka terrored/devastated

The pain in the neck resulting from reaching too quick for a go on the doobie.

Exclamation of joy, anger, or confusion. Nickname for friends. Or a HUGE diss.

when the condom breaks before you cum but you dont tell her.

Greatest show ever that should be on Twenty-Four seven, and people who spell it s-i-m-s-o-n-s are posers.