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fucking a goat 

this is used ,usually on a construction job, where a complete retard just cant do enough wrong to get fired cause he " has a picture of the boss fucking a goat" and said boss doesnt want the information to surface.
that guy cant even piss without instructions and someone holding his hand,he must have a picture of someone fucking a goat not to be fired.
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A handsome, slim, toned Italian with dark features and thick black luscious hair. Has a very good dress sense, and is loved by all type of women, no matter what size age or race they are. Almost certainly has a huge penis! Can be one of the most funniest people you will ever meet in your lifetime, and one of the best types of friends to have. Ladies, if you ever cross paths with one of these men, go for him no questions asked, you won’t be disappointed!
Women: Who is that hot Italian man? I bet his name is Alessio.
Alessio by ILoveXBox November 29, 2021

malaysian turntable 

(n) The act of mounting a midget woman (preferably malaysian, but muslim will work too) with no legs and no arms on top of your cock and proceed with intercourse. Afterwards, a traditional sitar entertainment session is performed by malaysian spectators, while the midget finishes you up with a blowjob.
Ross: "Dude what do you think of the new lunchlady?"
Beatrice: "The midget with no limbs? Yeah she was up on my cock doing the malaysian turntable on corndog day."
Often brunette and funny. Has a tendency to literally fuck things up when drunk. If you have a Susan you are one lucky character. Susans are generally smart, generous and the most bad ass of all woman.Never take advantage of Susan, they also bite. Unless provoked, Susan make a great companion. Susans are extremely loyal.
Susan by Xakwgvqb January 3, 2017

Let's go rainbow 

A chant. When something good happens. Originated from the game rainbow six siege.
Yoooo, let's go rainbow!
Something that, at some point in history, used to be funny, but now it's just either committing a crime or public harassment. "Pranks" nowadays tend to be provoking passersby, trespassing, vandalism, theft, assault, things that would typically get you thrown in jail... but you call it a "prank" and somehow expect to be magically exonerated. The only thing worse is when the perpetrator gets glorified on Youtube or Tiktok, then it inspires other jackasses to follow suit.
"LOLOL that prank vid where he goes behind the counter at McDonalds and spits in the fryer is hilarious!"
"...You call trespassing and vandalism hilarious?"
Prank by lonelyrootbeer July 26, 2023

December 6 

if your reading this you have the best birthday in history
December 6 by 3.141590 November 16, 2022