the feeling band geeks get when watching the macy's day a parade. Especially if the said band geek is from a very small band and they see all those bands who are complaining about how they're struggling to stay alive while their drumline is bigger than the small band geek's entire band!
Man, I was watching the Macy's Day parade and I had the worstband envy.
These luscious entities appear most often in men with fantastic bodies. Popularized by Brad Pitt in "Fight Club", they generally exist around the pelvis. They appear on either side of the waist of a man in hook-like formations, pointing towards the crotchal region.
"Oh golly, BeccaJane, check out the man hooks on that lovely shirtless boy across the way."