middlish

When something is not in the middle but kinda near it, not exactly in the middle.

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Middlish!

middlish by Badpinkmummy November 24, 2006

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enlightened self-interest

getting high and having a wank

last night I engaged in enlightened self-interest

enlightened self-interest by gihjrkfscj May 15, 2016

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Ass Backdraft

The unfortunate event that occurs while taking a dump, & upon impact the dookie jettisons a drop of toilet water up one's poop shoot.

I was having a great shit until I got terrible ass backdraft. They need to put less water in the toilets, or make them taller. shit.

Ass Backdraft by Harrison Bergeron July 17, 2006

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mervv

mervv is someone who is cooler than sock and just super cool and good at being discord mod and can figure out if sock is lying about being spiderman and better than sock and ye mervv is so cool

mervv is better than sock

mervv by hello1030039484758945 December 19, 2020

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.niiiaaaa

The prettiest TikToker on earth.

Hey look, it’s .niiiaaaa. She’s so pretty

.niiiaaaa by JDJSJSJjJdsjsjsjskdjfbdbwod November 28, 2020

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baptizee

to spread your baby yogurt all over a girl after performing a swish in basketball

damn, johnny got to baptizee like 3 girls last night after making that smexy 3 point shot

baptizee by armandonottouch January 15, 2011

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artard

A retard as mentioned in South Park. Complete moron, absolute idiot.

You are such an artard!

artard by Mike the PIUMP March 10, 2003

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