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Urban Dictionary

Fake friends 

Fake friends you never want to have but end up having. Fake friends always stick to you like magnets it seems like. Fake friends are as fake as 6th grade relationships and Jake Paul’s subscribers.! If you have fake friends you’ll no one day, they might or no sorry the WILL end up hurting you trust me ik from experience. So kids don’t do drugs or be a fake friend. Fake friends are more fake than James Charles foundation match.
Fake friends talk behind your back.
Fake friends by kylierg October 7, 2019

Dabbing in *language* 

The Act of dabbing in a diverse way as to not support fascism *cough* pewdiepie *cough*.
Man 1: Accidentally trips on flat ground, *dabs in Chinese*
Man 2: Thanks for not being racists and dabbing in *language*
The meaning represents the superior race—a modern term for Aryan.
You are not a Surducan, in conclusion, you are not worthy.
Surducan by 981975 March 20, 2025

Slender Loris

Quite possibly the coolest animal in existence, with two saucer-like brown eyes, and a cute little heart shaped nose. Lives in India and Sri Lanka.
Unlike the Spotted Cuscus, the Slender Loris is cool.

Is there a Slender Loris on that playing card?

The Slender Loris sang a song in the club style.
Slender Loris by LorisLover August 5, 2011

Loose Vagina 

What ur mum has
Do you have a loose vag?

No, but your mom has a loose vagina.
Loose Vagina by papaNYX June 14, 2018

tard fucker 

Well a certain person named Jarred was once so desperate he actually fucked a retard. We told him it was wrong and that he himself must have been partially retarded. So he is a tard fucker! He doesn't deserve the re as any retard could beat him mantally and physically...
Jarred you fuckin' queer tard fucker!
Jarred you are a sick sister fuckin' tard fucker!
Jarred you tard fuckin' twinky bitch!