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Urban Dictionary

Gandhislap 

In deference to Mohandas K.Gandhi, famed nonviolent civil disobedience advocate and Indian independence leader,
to sweetly and confidently nonviolently pwn in self defense.
2. to cheerfully and effectivelyschoolhaters online.
other roots- seepimp-slapped,bitch-slapped
That cynical-assed hater got Gandhislapped!

Anybody who's going to go out of their way to
post a comment like that needs a
vigorous Gandhislap.
Gandhislap by Cousin Leopold August 18, 2008
(v.) to get a spider web on yourself or others
Running through a spider web sucks, i mean, look at me, im all WEBBY.
webby by Alex Hirsch/AIM: juicELF September 13, 2003

dehydrated cactus 

When you haven't gotten laid in a long ass time because you're a prick.
Look over there that dudebro is a dehydrated cactus.
The smallest bra size available besides a double A; first REAL bra size even though it is very small.
Yeah, I bet Brittney will be an A for the rest of her life, that skinny bitch.

Poor Ned, does he know she's only an A?
A by sexychicken June 2, 2005
That is a girl
Girl by Jdjfjdjfhfkdjgn July 25, 2020

shagtagged 

Being visibly bruised as a results of one's sex partner gripping an extremity during rough sex.
Jonathan and I went at it so hard last night he shagtagged me on my thigh.
shagtagged by rOjOn1111 December 15, 2018

presumptle 

To make an assumption like an idiot or moron (a word blending of presume and numpty). Anything bad arising from this false assumption is known as a presumptling.
I'm such an tool, I presumptled the big dude with who waved me over to the dark alleyway just wanted directions. He gave me such a presumptling...
presumptle by emptybee August 20, 2012
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