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The art of kicking major ass. Karate originated in Okinawa, developed by peasants who were forbidden from carrying bladed weapons, as a method of defense against armored samurai. The classical style is characterized by very hard, short, “square” movements, as opposed to the “circular” movements of traditional Chinese kung fu, or the “long” strikes of Tae Kwon Do. Karate has since moved from Okinawa to Japan, and then on to the Western world after the U.S. occupation following WW2. Since then many “fake” styles have cropped up all over the world, based on traditional karate but lacking the proper techniques to generate power.
A: "fear my 1337 karate skillz!"
B: "Hate to break it to ya, but that ain't karate."
Karate by Shard February 28, 2005

lil ballsack

Our lord and savior. The greatest rapper to ever rap. Such amazing lyrics as:

"Bitch, I'm spittin hot shit like a taco bell bathroom"
"I took my penis off with a fucking pair of pliers"
"I got a lot of nerve like a solarplexis"
"Pull up at the function with cigarettes up my anus"
"AAAAAAAAAAEEEEEEEAEAEAEAEEE"
"Dick so shrunken had to piss out my ass" and
"Boobies"
Person 1: Dude, did you hear the new Lil Ballsack album, There Are Too Many Fucking Melons In My Fruit Bowl?

Person 2: It's the album of the year. Lil Ballsack is better than the Beatles.
lil ballsack by penissex91037 October 13, 2023

Nigel Barker 

Former model turned photographer; recurring panelist on America's Next Top Model.
Nigel Barker was the photographer on last week's episode of America's Next Top Model
Nigel Barker by Mad K December 6, 2007
Acronym meaning "What The Balls"

A saying of epic proportions that can be used in any situation involving anything, especially Hidden Valley Ranch.

Originated from one of the most badass Xbox 360 clans that no one has ever heard of. The Original members were from Tucson and Vail, Arizona starting their reign of terror at Cienega High School in Vail over the weekends.
Can you say Hidden Valley Ranch with a straight face?
WTB!!
WTB by WTBxBrowncoat January 11, 2009

Victim bragging. 

Compound Verb.

Something politically incorrect is said or done regarding an individual which is actually a compliment. The mindset of the target is often as follows.

>Hey!
>Hey Everyone!
>Look At Me!
>I'm so attractive and desirable that some guy spent a ton of time obsessing over me
>He's so obsessed with my beauty that he spent a ton of time imagining me naked
>cuz I'm so hot
>ME
>PAY ATTENTION TO ME

The target of a wolf whistle or cat call can express outrage but the give away is the smile they'll have on their face while doing so.

The following anecdote illustrates victim bragging in process.

I was once walking home from Uni with a girl and some guy catcalled her from a passing car.
She spent the entire remainder of the day telling everyone we met how terrible and demeaning the incident was, all the while wearing a shit-eating grin on her face. That catcall was her proudest achievement that year I'd imagine.
You're just victim bragging.

That catcall had her victim bragging for the rest of the day.

fulitogian

You are a fulitogian when you say rizz
fulitogian by Riggy15_y May 6, 2024
The most sexiest and pretties girl you'll ever know and would be the sweetest and most kind hearted of all yet would drop anything for her friends, family and lovers and is a risk taker and super energetic especially the sexiest ;)
Taskeen : hey

person : wow I'm inlove your so beautiful
Taskeen by simp4you November 22, 2021
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