Jim Morrison's poetry is epic failure.

The Lebanon explosion is the biggest disastrophe

For example:

My friend said her son and his girlfriend are having a baby. The girlfriend is going to be her grandbaby mama.

Instead of having baby mama drama, you may have grandbaby mama drama.

Conrad came home with four squirrels from his most recent hunting trip. He is a great squnter.

I totally didn't wipe the poopfizz off and it gave me a mad skidmark

That skank just gave you the "bitch look". Didn't I tell you that you're hot?