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Jersey Bagel 

When a female’s vagina is abnormally shaped - a perfect circle as opposed to an oval
“Yeah man, I took her home and when she took her pants off she had a jersey bagel, it looked like the coochie was blowing kisses at me”
Jersey Bagel by lewisblewis December 14, 2020
A crappy brand of Gas in the Philippines that gets is ass kicked by Petron any day of the week.

Sea Oil Gas may be comprised of 1 part Sea, one part oil.

Constantly referred to as rat crap by Pilipino's.

I highly recommend the Sea Oil station in Tungko
Sea Oil by Ryo-Ohki October 5, 2005
A weird boy that is for some reason attractive; funny and wild
Wow! He is such a Kiliean! Funny, weird, and hot!
kiliean by Lilah31309 February 7, 2021
Similar to a MILF but Vice Presidential.
Sarah Palin is a smoking hot VPILF
VPILF by jon34423543 October 18, 2008

naked ballet 

a strip club or exotic dance club
Having Pacman Jones play offense means he'll have to spend more time learning the entire playbook instead frequenting the naked ballet. (SportsCenter)
naked ballet by anonymous19 May 23, 2008

PennWest California, Pennsylvania 

A university campus in the little town of California, Pennsylvania, originally called California University of Pennsylvania. It will always be known by its former name by locals and alumni who graduated under the former name. The new name is dumb and boring, and no one likes “PennWest” as a school name. The former name was also nicknamed “Cal U”, as a shorter way of saying California University. #notmyalmamater is what a lot of students use to refer to this school who attended and graduated before the ridiculous name change. This school is situated along the Monongahela River, about 27 miles southeast of Pittsburgh, PA. Therefore, this school also goes by a nickname of “Harvard on the Mon”.
Person A: “Did you go to PennWest California, Pennsylvania?”

Person B: “No, I went to California University of Pennsylvania.”
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