An extremely small penis. Possiblythe most humiliating way of referring to one.
The day after Ryan cheated on Mary, us girls all ganged up on him and stripped him naked. To really humiliate him, we chanted, "Ryan has a tiny wiener," over and over again!
Probably Lin Manuel-Miranda's boyfriend at some point. He's a beautiful, talented man who deserves the world. We love Groffsauce. And if you don't, I will bang your mother.
"Jonathan Groff is so amazing!"
"Jonathan Groff... The guy who was King George 3 in Hamilton?"
"Isn't Jonathan Groff the guy who voice acted Kristoff in Frozen?"