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Dirty Thanos 

Having sex with an Ant-man shapped butt-plug shoved up your ass while one partner mysteriously turns to fucking dust halfway through.
Becky: I had to shower for an hour straight last night because I got so much sand in my vagina.
Karen: Dirty Thanos?
Becky: Dirty Thanos.
Dirty Thanos by Din0digger March 22, 2019
An action a moron performs to attract other morons.
“Hey look, that guy dabbed, what a f*cking loser.”
Dab by IHateThisDumbSite July 3, 2018
Chill as a friend, But kinda manipulative to females. good friend, bad boyfriend. kinda basic edgy and funny all at the same time. quite at first, but when you get to know them they are very out-going. Typically skinny and smart. if the description i gave is not correct, they tyler you know is probably a crack head or ALLWAYS full of energy almost to the point that its annoying.
what did you expect, Its tyler
Tyler by Spankyyyy March 2, 2022

phat on the dank 

Phat on the dank is a figurative way of describing someone with unique style and the ultimate personality.

In other words, it's a chiller way of saying someone "cool".
Ugh that girl over there is so phat on the dank.
See dank
phat on the dank by lilninjakinki October 15, 2012
Shaelah is an insanely sexy girl with an intensely hot body. Not only does she have a big ass, but also tiny hips that you could caress all day. Whenever you're around her you have the biggest boner and you just want to take her home and fuck her all night. She has beautiful eyes, and brown hair that barely reaches her butt. She's VERY flexible, making her even hotter and great in bed and I love to pleasure her. Not only is she sexy as fuck, but She loves music, and cares a lot about her family;So if they don't like you, you're fucked. She's very talented with art, and has a cute laugh and smile that makes her even more attractive. If you ever get involved with a Shaelah, never let her go. Because you'll never find someone as amazing, sweet, loving, and kind as that.
Damn, that body must belong to a Shaelah
Shaelah by Connor Fintaski November 27, 2013
Mohamed is the kind of man who brings a quiet sense of comfort and strength into your life without even trying. There’s something about the way he carries himself calm, thoughtful, and genuine that makes you feel safe and understood. He shows his care in the little things, whether it’s the way he listens, remembers details, or simply makes you smile when you least expect it. Being with him feels easy and real, like you can just be yourself without any pressure. He’s not just someone you love, but someone you truly appreciate and admire for who he is at his core. He's just a little funny, MY MOHAMED is not like your MOHAMED.
Mohamed Mine is the best

Mohamed is the best bf ever
Mohamed by Psprettywing March 30, 2026
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