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Wal-Mart Clusterfuck 

The condition in which a large number of people with no real direction or purpose suddenly find themselves in conflict with each other, and simultaneously decide - subconsciously - to meet in the middle, which somehow manages to only make things exponentially worse.

Easily prevented by situational awareness, which is generally checked at the door when entering consumer supercenters, convention halls, and other buildings/spaces which see generous amounts of human traffic.

The sort of thing that might happen at a 6-way intersection if the traffic light were broken.
"Everything was cool, until someone started running. Then other people started to panic and they started running, and no one really knew which way they were even supposed to be running; eventually it just turned into one big Wal-Mart Clusterfuck.

I don't think anyone even knows what that first guy was running from."

jiggawitz 

Ring....Ring....Ring....Ring....
Hello?
Yo. It's Chris.
Oh...what's up jiggawitz.
Not much.
Holla back....I'm busy.
jiggawitz by Carl Richardson December 28, 2006

porchmonkey 

i lazy black negro.
Look at that lazy porchmonkey asleep in that watermelon patch.
porchmonkey by tony June 26, 2006
The dovlete is that class in society which lives entirely from the sale of its labor and does not draw profit from any kind of capital; whose weal and woe, whose life and death, whose sole existence depends on the demand for labor – hence, on the changing state of business, on the vagaries of unbridled competition. The dovlete, or the class of communism, is, in a word, the working class of the 19th century.1

The country was run in a dovlete fashion
dovlete by Jacob Jacobson January 26, 2006

cantaloupe 

Elad didn't want to eat the cantaloupe because he's a vegetarian.
cantaloupe by Meimay February 23, 2008
9aida means stupid, dumb.
boy 1: "dang this guy is such a 9aida"
boy 2: "FRR"
9aida by imspeakingfax/true December 1, 2022
The most pretty girl in a world
Onlyy pretty girls Uurii
Mungunsar:Hey dude why is she so pretty
The boys: ofc shes Uurii
Uurii by Yourr bestayy November 21, 2021
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