the best friend you could ever have. shes kind, smart and always listens to you. gives the best advice and everyone loves her. AS THEY SHOULD sandy the best person ever and no one deserves her. if u ever dated her and then broke up you took the biggest L.
also shes super hot and has the best hair. she pulls ANYTHING off. she could literally wear a trashbag and look better than any model out there, sandy i love you thank you for being my friend you mean the world to me <3
A: Yo have you seen Sandy??? She looks even prettier than usual!
B: know dude. I used to date her.
A: And you dont anymore? You loser. Shes the best friend and girlfriend you could ever get.
"I like girls who eat carrots." Said Louis Tomlinson in one of the few One Direction video diaries. He didn't mean he literally likes girls who comsume carrots but meant he likes girls who give head. if you don't know what giving head means then you're probably too young or you're just a boomer. And here's a little advice, if you don't understand what it means, DON'T ask your parents. or you're up for a very uncomfortable lecture.
Louis : i like girls who eat carrots
*awkward silence for those who understand it*
Girls who don't get it : starts obsessively eating carrots
Boys who don't get it : also starts eating an enormous amount of carrots hoping it would have the same effect on Lou as if a girl ate it