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A group of “freedom” convoy protesters complaining about anything and everything -
“Don’t go down Main Street, there’s a HECTI of freedumbers blocking the street”
hecti by Doug Donut April 17, 2023

bad bitch 

One that has a job, a car, no kids or one baby daddy, good credit, cooks, and cleans- everybody lookin when I step on the scene.
Crystal?- now that's a bad bitch.
bad bitch by Redstallyun August 2, 2005

Scrartch 

A fart that is so rough that it ends up scratching your butthole on the way out.
Dude I just scrartched and now my asshole is all itchy.
Scrartch by makler912 December 25, 2019
the best friend you could ever have. shes kind, smart and always listens to you. gives the best advice and everyone loves her. AS THEY SHOULD sandy the best person ever and no one deserves her. if u ever dated her and then broke up you took the biggest L.

also shes super hot and has the best hair. she pulls ANYTHING off. she could literally wear a trashbag and look better than any model out there, sandy i love you thank you for being my friend you mean the world to me <3
A: Yo have you seen Sandy??? She looks even prettier than usual!
B: know dude. I used to date her.

A: And you dont anymore? You loser. Shes the best friend and girlfriend you could ever get.
Sandy by gummyflowers November 21, 2021
fabian is perfect
perfect by Fsheehanx July 20, 2023

girls who eat carrots 

"I like girls who eat carrots." Said Louis Tomlinson in one of the few One Direction video diaries. He didn't mean he literally likes girls who comsume carrots but meant he likes girls who give head. if you don't know what giving head means then you're probably too young or you're just a boomer. And here's a little advice, if you don't understand what it means, DON'T ask your parents. or you're up for a very uncomfortable lecture.
Louis : i like girls who eat carrots
*awkward silence for those who understand it*
Girls who don't get it : starts obsessively eating carrots
Boys who don't get it : also starts eating an enormous amount of carrots hoping it would have the same effect on Lou as if a girl ate it
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