used to express when one is sick of being in bed. "hay" comes from the english expression to "hit the hay," therefore referring to a bed.
Joe: Where's Julie?
Josh: She had to go out. She's been pretty lazy for the past few days and didn't leave her bed.
Joe: Oh, so she had hay fever?
Josh: Yeah
One who loiters at various hours of the day and night blasting loud music known to steal cigarettes and do magic tricks
liable to squabble up
" Did you hear about the revenge of the nigbert?"
"naw bro what happened"
" he took a phantom shit in the backyard because someone stole his nuggies"
"classic Nigbert Menace"