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Greasy rat

A large unkempt vagina. Smells like a dead rodent. Food for uncles

I CHOWED DOWN ON HER GREASY RAT AND MY BREATH STANK FOR DAYS. HAD TO USE A TOOTHPICK

Greasy rat by Crap in packets August 28, 2019

Jacked Cousin

A term usually associated with a relative. Derived from the the Greek word "Dude." This is a term that often angers people with curly hair and cranes. In fact, one could be so inclined to go tell his dad, the principle and the football coach on whoever said it.

I have a jacked cousin!
Mr Osuch! He said "Dude my cousin's jacked!"

Jacked Cousin by Matt Christoff June 3, 2018

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Tip Priority

The perk one gets from giving big tips or being known for giving big tips.

Matt had 8 pizzas to deliver but tip priority meant that he’d deliver the freshest one first. That guy always slipped him a $20.

Ari knew that the woman at table two was very generous and gave her table tip priority all night.

Tip Priority by Brett Burkhardt April 27, 2008

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ganool

An Italian-American pastry with stuffing.

Don Giovanni: In the years that we've been friends, England and Jersey never once have you invited me to your home for coffee and cake.
Or ganool... Something, you know.
Sherrif of Rottingham: A g-what?
Don Giovanni: A ganool!
Don Giovanni: It's a pastry with stuffing...

ganool by Smurf January 20, 2017