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shag hair 

hair usually on, once again, male skaters and is shorter than your shoulders but longer than your ears. extremely popular right now and considered very hot on guys. sometimes straightened with a hair straightener or in other occasions shag hair is never brushed.
A: i wanna skater boyfriend.
B: why?
A: becuase most of them have shag hair.
B: whats shag hair?
A: hot sex in a can on top of a hot guys head.
shag hair by Alexa H September 14, 2008
Someone who likes watching their girl have sex with another guy or thing
Cuck by Joeshow August 12, 2022

blunt ogre 

A blunt ogre the dude you leave the joint with (un-lit) while you use the bathroom right quick and come back and he smoked the whole joint already
ex)
"Ight dog lemme drop a load right quick, hold this L"
"I got u bruh"
*2 mins later*
"yo where the joint at cuz"
"immmm sooo highhhh ahahah"
"bruh you a blunt ogre fr smh"
blunt ogre by thelilcuZzo April 16, 2015

isksisisks

Used when you asked something obvious and the other person replies with a total different answer as a joke.
Isksisisks, I hate you.
isksisisks by Flyerflyer March 17, 2019

Beep Beep 

Beep beep's are a rare or even mythical kind of person. If you see one, its like spotting a unicorn, leprechaun, Santa, Sasquatch/yeti, the Easter bunny, and extraterrestrials all within the same day. They are so amazing, there's no way to possibly describe them. If you find one, don't ever let them go. Beep beep's are the best kind of person you'll ever meet, they are everything beep beep's.
My beep beep is all I could ever wish for. She's my everything.
Beep Beep by Mr toadboat January 22, 2018
sat·in
Noun
The one true god of the Hexagonal Singularity, often confused with the fabric, or seen as a mispelling of Satan.
Blood for the blood gods, skulls for the skull throne, suffer not a heretic to live! Hail Satin.
Satin by S.J. Bafalto April 29, 2023
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