Diesely

1. To be or act diesel. Of diesel status.

2.. Maximally Bad ass.. Awesomely Awesome. Completely unstoppable, Like Darth Vader on gorilla hormones.

3. Dominating. Like a pittbull on a Maltese.
4. Majorly Destructive. Annihilatory. Like nuking an ant farm.
5. Of Epic proportions. Massive. Gigantopithicus. Like Voltron after full assembly.

Man #1: I wish I could be more diesely.
Man #2: You mean like Clint Eastwood in Gauntlet?
Man #1: Yeah...but more like the Beverly Hills Cop version of the "Neutron Dance"
Man #2: wow.....now that's diesely...so basically smashin?
Man #1: yup, on some "Ang Diesel" type status.
Man #2: (eyes wide, jaw hangs agape)

Diesely by mcbain02 August 6, 2013

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lartia

Is a cute,smart girl. Is very attractive and funny . She is loud and have a smart mouth. She is nice but also mean. She means well but most of the time stuff come out wrong. You gotta love her though.

You: OMG I can't believe you just said that!

Lartia: I did not mean it like that

lartia by Cool kid15 October 8, 2013

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crazy ho thinkin

"crazy ho thinkin" is the often irrational or unexplainable behavior exhibited by escorts, strippers, and porn stars.

bitches phone got shut off when she spent all her money on "whatever"; now she can't turn a trick without her phone, that's some crazy ho thinkin'

crazy ho thinkin by LustyMartin August 18, 2010

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Vagtat

A tattoo placed on or around the vaginal area. Typically pubic hair grows through the tattoo.

Did you hear about Loren Daniels' vagtat?

Vagtat by Katy A. Smith February 21, 2009

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cwaint

/kweint/
1. noun
An individual who exemplifies the perfect blend of cunt, twat and taint

2. adjective
Of or referring to the actions exemplary of the perfect blend of cuntishness, twatliness and taint-like behavior

1: “Wow, Karen is so obnoxious! She can’t go two minutes without putting her nose up the arse of somebody else’s issues. Such a cwaint.”

2: “So you invented a new blended expletive, and now you’re seriously charging $.05 any time anyone uses it in your presence, and threatening legal action when they refuse to pay up - how very cwaint of you!”

cwaint by cunninglinguist4eva March 29, 2019

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bmw certified

Someone who has either drove a BMW for at least 6 months or 10,000 miles. As well as not crashed or damaged the vehicle within the last 6 months. This Indicates that they are certified to drive other BMW’s.

Don’t worry Jacob I am bmw certified. I can drive your BMW.

bmw certified by KelrJr April 22, 2022